Zac's broken peanut

Those crazy Lunn kids

Mike watched Zac and Hilary while I took Jake to hockey practice Thursday afternoon. After the practice, I called to tell him I was on my way home. There was panic in his voice. "Mom, I have bad news, Zac broke his penis" Me "what do you mean?" "He was playing with it and he broke it mom, it is broken."

Now by this time, Zac was crying and Hilary was screaming "there is a worm coming out of it, I can see it's eye"

I rush home to the broken peanut (Zac's word) to find that he had pulled the skin back too far and it was stuck a little. After a little pulling and tugging, it went back to normal.

But then, he woyuldn't go pee. He was scared it was going to fall off and he'd flucsh it by mistake.

I swear, only Zac.