Jesus

Z - Daddy can I say Jesus?
D - nope
Z- Can I say Christ?
D - Nope
Nanna - You can only say Jesus Christ in Church
Z- OK, then I can say I can say it at preschool because it is a church.
D & N - No you can not.

Skip to today at preschool.
Z - (to one of the kids) My Nanna and Daddy told me I am allowed to swear, but only at preschool.

Can you imagine what these parents think? Oh boy.